Tested: 4 of The Best Nationalities to Date

Let's be honest, if you are a guy, you probably grew up dreaming of dating a hot foreign woman. Maybe she was Australian, French, American? (who am I kidding, she wasn't American), but no matter what weird foreign girl you were dreaming of one thing is for sure, it was because she was exciting, sexy and mysterious.

But not all foreign women are as exciting as you may have dreamed while pitching a tent as a confused little 12 year old. Ever seen a German girl having a light conversation with her mother? It sounds like the tail end of World War II, downright terrifying. But before you get too discouraged, here are 4 nationalities it doesn't suck to date so do with the information what you will.

American

Settle down, before you throw a fit hear me out for a second. You know how you used to keep that one friend around just to make you feel better? Well what if I told you having an American girlfriend was exactly like that. Not only will she happily split that side order of fries for you (and probably has Ranch dressing in her purse), but she always be there to make you feel better about yourself.

Go ahead, ask her to point out Australia on a map or ask her who the chancellor of Germany is - see, you're already feeling better.

Brazilian

Want to learn how to party? No, not go out for a couple of drinks party, but dance until the sun comes up and sweat through your entire outfit party. Brazil might be the the best place for you to strap on your party hat and earn that Phd in freak dancing you've always wanted.

While you might die from partying so hard, you've always have the beaches, sun, babes and amazing food to soothe young hangovers - just remember, if you are dating a Brazilian girl you are also dating her whole family, so get ready for the madness.

French

You know how you always think insanely rude and offensive thoughts but your brain stops them from coming out of your mouth? Well, just date a French girl and you'll hear all those same thoughts fly straight out of her mouth, and with a nice little accent to boot.

Always want to eat cheese and drink wine instead of having a real dinner, but think all your manly guy friends will make fun of you for being a "fancy girl"? Just date a French girl and she'll always have wine and cheese within a stone throw, and you'll just look like a cultured boyfriend for eating it with her - no one has to know how much you love it. Its a win/win.

Israeli

Ok, this is for the guy who likes the idea of making his girlfriend get up to see what that noise was in the middle of the night. Only problem is, if you're dating an Israeli girl, by the time you've asked hey she'll already be at the door beating the living shit out of whoever broke in to your house and she'll be laughing the entire time.

Add in the sense of adventure, off the beaten path spirit, fact that she knows how to use a gun and there's a damn good chance she can make a hummus good enough to make your pants move.